25
Jul
amovible:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

Have we learned nothing from crappy sci-fi movies

amovible:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

Have we learned nothing from crappy sci-fi movies

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25
Jul

vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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25
Jul

bangays:

what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple

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25
Jul

theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

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25
Jul

whatscrackinho:

whatscrackinho:

it’s 2013 and we still can’t reblog asks without taking a screenshot

IT’S 2013 AND WE CAN REBLOG ASKS WITHOUT TAKING A SCREENSHOT

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25
Jul

and I’m over it,
I’m over it,
I promise I’m over it.
But it still hurts sometimes.

— laura elizabeth ross  (via perfect)  
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25
Jul

setavulos:

pitbulled:

impactings:

Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed restrictions, no weight restrictions, no matter what, they are not allowed to refuse.

This includes cats, rabbits, birds, guinea pigs, etc.!! Go here to register your pet as an ESA :~) 

Note: It costs $65 to do this.

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25
Jul

im-just-bad-at-metaphors:

magicalkingdomofdisney:

itsthefangirlwholived:

brookeeverdeen:

when you get your period at school

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Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

Make one wrong move and then the blood will show

Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore

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25
Jul

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

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25
Jul

isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

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25
Jul

slaive:

when your mom draws the curtains on a weekend morning

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25
Jul

opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

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25
Jul

deaths-impala:

sielumia:

deaths-impala:

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

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LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

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uhm…guys?

that two-timing son of a bitch

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25
Jul
tiredofalwayssayingsorry:

callingallcaptainsband:

What a graceful creature


* bands & tattoos *

tiredofalwayssayingsorry:

callingallcaptainsband:

What a graceful creature

* bands & tattoos *

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25
Jul

therealeovaldez:

davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

I need more

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