Have we learned nothing from crappy sci-fi movies
sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen
what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple
im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
it’s 2013 and we still can’t reblog asks without taking a screenshot
IT’S 2013 AND WE CAN REBLOG ASKS WITHOUT TAKING A SCREENSHOT
and I’m over it,
I’m over it,
I promise I’m over it.
But it still hurts sometimes.
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Note: It costs $65 to do this.
when you get your period at school
Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know
Make one wrong move and then the blood will show
Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch
OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN
LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE
that two-timing son of a bitch
can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person
Is this a comic? This should be a comic.
"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”
I need more